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This is a famous car insurance and they have their adverts everywhere now. I thought about them today as I read this article about the local rotary club that has been forced to fit a belt to the sleigh that SANTA uses there - or face a £200 increase in its insurance premiums. I am sure this is essential as going about 2 miles/hour in a sleigh is pretty dangerous for a big guy like SANTA. I just hope that SANTA will find good insurance for his deers on Christmas eve, I hear that they leave the sleigh parked in double yellow line while SANTA is delivering gifts!